我们又迎来了5月的换题季，烤鸭们不要怕，所谓的“新题”，考查大家的能力范围也是有限滴哦，歪果仁考官是不会跟我们探讨学术话题和宗教政治以及国家大事的，以下面两道轮换题为例，来看看怎么用我们所掌握的英文，来调戏考官的耳朵。

　　A child that made you laugh by doing something.

　　You should say:

　　When this happened

　　Who the child was

　　What the child did

　　And explain why it was funny.

　　Well, I’d like to talk about my nephew who’s still in kindergarten. He’s really cute, and for a boy at his age, he’s extremely hard working and creative. For example, he has made a habit of reviewing what the teacher has taught him after he comes back from kindergarten, and he would conduct little experiments to prove them, but sometimes, he could be a safety hazard. Like one time, he used a magnifying glass to focus the sunlight on a piece of paper, and almost set the house on fire.

　　Anyway, what really cracked me up was the time when he did something incredibly hilarious. It was like a month ago, his mother asked me to pick him up from school, and on our way home, he begged me to buy him some candies. I didn’t think much, ‘cause all kids are crazy about candies, right? But what he did next really shocked me. He put all the candies into the flowerpot and he even watered it. I couldn’t figure out why he did that. Later he explained to me that his teacher told him: you reap what you sow. So he “sowed” all the candies in the hope of getting more of them. The way he misunderstood the saying was really funny. I couldn’t stop laughing. I think he’s so silly, but in a cute way.

　　So that’s pretty much it.

　　Notes:

　　make a habit of something

　　养成…的习惯

　　safety hazard

　　安全隐患

　　set on fire

　　点燃，点着

　　crack somebody up

　　使某人大笑起来

　　like = It’s used in very informal speech to show that what you are saying may not be exactly right but is nearly so. 例如：

　　I’m leaving in like twenty minutes.

　　figure out

　　弄清楚，搞明白 

in the hope of something

　　怀着…的期望，希望

　　That’s pretty much it.

　　基本上就这些啦。

　　Describe a family member you would like to work with

　　You should say:

　　Who this person is

　　What kind of person he or she is

　　Whether you have worked together before

　　And explain why you would like to work with this person

　　If I have the chance, I would like to work with my mom.

　　I’ve always wanted to open an online boutique store selling fashionable clothes and accessories, like handbags, scarves, sunglasses and things like that. But it would be a lot of work, which is much more than I could handle. For example, I need to place orders, negotiate with potential clients, and all the shipping stuff, which is impossible for me to manage alone. I need kind of an assistant to help me out.

　　The first person came into my mind is my mom who’s an organized person and careful with everything. I can completely rely on her and trust her with everything. We’ve never had the chance to work together before, but if we do, it must be fun and profitable. We would be the best team ever, you see, I have an eye for fashion, our items must be a magnet for youngsters who want to be trendsetters. So my refined taste and her managing skills would be a perfect match.

　　Notes:

　　boutique store

　　时尚精品店

　　accessory

　　搭配服装使用的配件，例如腰带，手包等。

　　and things like that

　　等等诸如此类的东西

　　place orders

　　下订单

　　have an eye for

　　对…有鉴赏能力

　　A magnet for

　　吸引…的东西

　　trendsetter

　　引领时尚潮流的人

　　OK!希望以上两篇参考答案，可以给各位烤鸭一些小小的启发。祝大家早日跟雅思分手拜拜。