看看机经里面的题目，总感觉“一点生气”、“跟你道歉的人”和“自己犯的小错误说的是一个事儿。因为惹我生气所以跟我道歉，然后再角色对调，变成自己惹别人生气，就完事儿了！

学生时代谁没跟同学闹过别扭呢对不对！下面我们就来看看，可能跟同学发生的小摩擦（纯属虚构，如有雷同，实属巧合）。

玩笑开大惹怒好兄弟：

Once, I got a little angry with my friend because he told something embarrassing I did to others, just for fun.

You might think that’s not that big of a deal/that’s not a big deal, but for someone like me who’s extremely shy and self-conscious, I just couldn’t take that kind of joke. 

Anyway, here’s how it happened.

That day, we were playing Truth or Dare, and when it was his turn to tell the truth, he said something embarrassing about me, instead of himself, and the worst part was, the girl I had a crush on was also there. I could feel that my face was flushed right away. I didn’t say anything at the party, but my friend could feel that I was not right. So after the party, he came to check on me. I said, “How could you? You were a little out of line, OK?” He felt confused, because he still hasn’t realized what happened. So I explained, as a friend, he shouldn’t embarrass me in front of others, especially the girl I adore.

Anyway, he apologized to me after that, and he promised that he would never do that again.

这个素材，我们把人称一换，把自己变成朋友的角色，mistake那道题的答案就出来了！

热心学霸给女同学补课，遭其男友袭击：

I’d like to talk about something happened in my high school.

Back then, I was one of the top students in my class, and as a monitor, I felt that I was supposed to help those slow students with lower grades in my class. So every day, if my classmates had any questions, I would help them figure them out after school.

There was this girl in my class who’s terrible at math, and those days, the final exam was just around the corner. So once in a while, after school, she would ask me to tutor her for a while.

But the problem was, she had a boy friend at that time who was really suspicious, so he thought there was something between us, which was totally wrong. He saw that we spent too much time together, so he got a little jealous. But I swear, we didn’t do anything but study. And she explained to him, like a million times, but he just didn’t believe her.

And one day, he came up to me and said “Stay away from my girlfriend, otherwise I would let you have a taste of my fist.” I got so furious, ‘cause I was just trying to help, you know. So we had a heated argument. But before I knew it, he raised his fist and pouched me in the face, and as you can see now, I lost one of my teeth (如果有scar也可以show一下). I couldn’t stop bleeding, and suddenly he was scared. Teachers and students gathered around, and the next thing I knew, I was in the hospital.

He got seriously punished, and he apologized to me sincerely.

上面的剧情是不是很像青春偶像剧…… 可能考官会听的津津有味也说不定呢！